We’re Not A**holes

The Personal Loan Provider You Can Trust

We decided to create a new throwback with Dad, the original King of Kash, because unlike these new guys making “payday loans”, we’ve been in the business of helping people get back on track with their finances for 30 years now. Those other guys, they’re a**holes that take advantage of your situation.

No games, no hidden fees, no collateral required, and no traditional credit checks. Call us today and and get back on track! 877-721-6046

Video Transcribe

Cary: Hi, I’m Cary from King of Kash. That’s Kash with a “K”. This isn’t my desk.

Director: Just pretend it’s your desk. Keep going.

Cary: We’ve been around for over 30 years and yeah, we’re these guys. That’s my dad.

Dad: The King is here to bring you cheer.

Cary: We’re not doing that, Dad.

Cary: We get it. You’ve heard bad things about some of the people out there making “payday loans”. We have too, but we’re not those guys. Those guys are a**holes. They’re a**holes. A**holes.

We’re committed to helping people who need short term help getting past life’s unexpected hiccups.

Guy: I needed my truck fixed to get to work.

Woman: Our washing machine flooded the house.

Cary: Hold on, that’s sexist.

Director: Fine.

Other Guy: Don’t get paid until Friday, first date on Thursday.

Cary: Someone swiped right.

Other Guy: Oh, yeah!

Cary: No games. No hidden fees. No traps. This isn’t my baby.

Director: Lose the baby.

Cary: Plus, no collateral required and no traditional credit checks.

Other Guy: Thanks King.

Guy: Thanks King.

Woman: Wow! You guys aren’t a**holes.

Cary: Call this number, go to this website, and get back on track.

King of Kash. That’s Kash with a “K”. Why is it a “K”?

Dad: Because marketing!